Lodging & Facilities: The Creative Bunker

Holy Fang is designed for total immersion. We offer a true residential experience where artists can eliminate distraction and dedicate themselves completely to the work, knowing comfort and inspiration are always close at hand.

Accommodation & Capacity

We offer three unique bedrooms, allowing your band or production team to live comfortably on-site and maintain absolute focus. Our current suites include the dedicated Master Suite, the meditative "Elvis" Room, and the cozy Library Room. With two full bathrooms, including a rejuvenating rainforest head shower, we can easily accommodate large groups. The space comfortably sleeps 7 people in private beds, with capacity for 12+ using pull-outs, air mattresses and loft spaces.

Amenities: Professional Focus, Personal Comfort

The key to a great residential session is removing friction.

  • Cuisine & Sustenance: Our full, modern kitchen provides everything needed for self-catering, featuring a full oven, fridge, freezer, microwave, coffee maker, and all the pots, pans, and utensils your team requires.

  • The Digital Gateway: We offer lightning-fast Verizon Fios Internet throughout the facility.

  • Downtime & Dissection: The spacious Master Suite doubles as a private hang-out lounge, equipped with a large screen and access to virtually every streaming service imaginable—from Hulu and Disney+ to the highly essential Criterion Channel.

Logistics & Access: Close to the Center, Far from the Noise

The peace of Hopewell Junction is closer than you think.

  • By Car: We are a straightforward 70-minute drive up the Taconic State Parkway from the heart of New York City.

  • By Rail: Conveniently located near the New Hamburg Metro-North station. Client pickups are available upon arrangement, ensuring your arrival and departure are seamless. We can also assist with arranging local catering or grocery runs prior to your arrival.

The Holy Fang Library: A Chronological Console

Beyond the gear and the great room sound, Holy Fang offers a unique resource for conceptual artists: a private library containing over 2000 books presented in meticulous chronological order. This isn't just reading material; it's a visceral, flowing timeline designed to put any project into a broader context. Fiction, poetry, and non-fiction are sorted by date of writing or by the historical period they describe—beginning in 10,000 BC and running up to the present day. Consider it an Analog Research Engine—perfect for finding deep inspiration or just getting forensically informed.